football joke

[jennywren]

Football gets on my wick but I would like to share a joke that brought a smile to lips which I would like to share. The goverment wanted to do a survey as how many men had a small d--k so they have ask the men of this country to put a English flag on the car if they did, as it would be easier to count. Every time I see the flag that joke springs to mind. No offence meant

[Justin]

Yeah, like I don't get enough stick at work living up here as an English man!

[JSR]

I can't stand football either.

22 grown men kicking a rubber ball about for 90mins. How boring is that?

I much prefer Formula One.

22 grown men driving cars around in a wiggly circle for 90mins. That's *much* more like it!

[Justin]

Can't stand either if I'm honest Don't really like watching any sport but I do like taking part (or rather I used to!) I do show an interest in the World Cup, like they said on the radio, it'll be everywhere, rammed down our throats so we may as well show a little support!

[JSR]

like they said on the radio, it'll be everywhere, rammed down our throats so we may as well show a little support!

My philosophy is "it'll be everywhere, rammed down our throats, so we may as well catch-up on our DVD watching instead"...

[steve_c]

If it's not football, ...it's Big Brother!

[jennywren]

Now I watch big brother not all the time and I can and so switch over, but football is every where I even got a free flag in the sun. The shop oppersite ( we need a spell check on this forum) sell white goods and thet are giveing away a free football hat with every sale.

[jennywren]

If I did'nt like football before the buzz of the horns it has made my mind up.from now on its no buzz and no football.

[Kaz]

Those blerdy horns are a huge pain in the backside, I've started watching with the TV on mute