Re: A cornish moral
Posted: 03 Apr 2012, 16:10
Two London business men were sitting down for a break in their new city store.
The store was nowhere near ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we are selling".
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when a curious Cornishman walked to the window and in a broad Cornish accent asked "Wot's ee sellin 'ere then"?
One man replied sarcastically,....
"We're selling thicko's !!"
Without skipping a beat the Cornishman said..
"yoom doin' a proper job then..ee's only two left!
The store was nowhere near ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we are selling".
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when a curious Cornishman walked to the window and in a broad Cornish accent asked "Wot's ee sellin 'ere then"?
One man replied sarcastically,....
"We're selling thicko's !!"
Without skipping a beat the Cornishman said..
"yoom doin' a proper job then..ee's only two left!
