Websites....hmmm a lot to learn! Mildly Offensive......
Posted: 09 Feb 2026, 12:42
Long story short.
Pulled finger out of arse and set to with a shopify website. It was going to be for another idea, but finger up arse meant it was just there. So new domain name and away we go to earn my £££££s.
Hmmm more to this than shopify imply. The little buggers were stingy with the details.
Whatttttttt!!!! There's so much more to this mallarky than they said. Ohh and as for all the bum twitching conflicting information, what's all that about?
Images, don't make them too big file wise, hang on munchkin, don't make them too small! Oi cockwomble don't forget to name your images. Fart sniffer remember your "alt Text".
Hey Google why aren't I number one on page one? I listed it an hour ago. Hmmm Twat Waffle needs to learn about indexing, surely that's for libraries?
Jesus, Mary and the wee little donkey it's a shit storm in a candy floss factory.
Bugger I have some work to do and know so little.
Your's truly the "Dick Over Tits" confused Old Codger.
Martin
PS any pointers will be most welcome. You may have noticed I have Jack Shit idea of what I am doing.:rolleyes:
Pulled finger out of arse and set to with a shopify website. It was going to be for another idea, but finger up arse meant it was just there. So new domain name and away we go to earn my £££££s.
Hmmm more to this than shopify imply. The little buggers were stingy with the details.
Whatttttttt!!!! There's so much more to this mallarky than they said. Ohh and as for all the bum twitching conflicting information, what's all that about?
Images, don't make them too big file wise, hang on munchkin, don't make them too small! Oi cockwomble don't forget to name your images. Fart sniffer remember your "alt Text".
Hey Google why aren't I number one on page one? I listed it an hour ago. Hmmm Twat Waffle needs to learn about indexing, surely that's for libraries?
Jesus, Mary and the wee little donkey it's a shit storm in a candy floss factory.
Bugger I have some work to do and know so little.
Your's truly the "Dick Over Tits" confused Old Codger.
Martin
PS any pointers will be most welcome. You may have noticed I have Jack Shit idea of what I am doing.:rolleyes: