A cornish moral

[AJLA]

Two London business men were sitting down for a break in their new city store.

The store was nowhere near ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we are selling".

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when a curious Cornishman walked to the window and in a broad Cornish accent asked "Wot's ee sellin 'ere then"?

One man replied sarcastically,....
"We're selling thicko's !!"

Without skipping a beat the Cornishman said..

"yoom doin' a proper job then..ee's only two left!

[Paul]

love it !!!

[mrs maggot]

ha ha ha (i love my other forums where i could now be putting smiley faces and laughing people in at the touch of a button)

[AJLA]

Well just before I go, it's been pretty quiet in the shop today so I've just been reading about the cosequences of drinking too much alcohol. (pay attention Paul)

So i've decided to give it up! Just like that!

Well the reading that is !

[mrs maggot]

Mandy - what are you like, lol

[AJLA]

:biggrin: