Toilet Rolls on Amazon.

[raydavies]

I was more than a little surprised to see some Amazon offerings are listed under "New & Used"! The mind boggles.

[Earl Smith]

Ive been telling my staff for ages to save on toilet paper. To use both sides and after use to roll it back on the roll so it can be used again.
Maybe this is what Amazon are selling?

[webtrekker]

Ah, I remember the good old days, when I was fighting in the wild, steaming jungles of Borneo, we used a large leaf to wipe our ar***. The procedure was to remove the stalk, stick your middle finger through a hole made in the leaf, do the wipe and remove the leaf, cleaning your finger as you did so.

Oh,... almost forgot! The previously removed stalk was then used to clean your middle finger nail!

[Earl Smith]

Ah, I remember the good old days, when I was fighting in the wild, steaming jungles of Borneo, we used a large leaf to wipe our ar***. The procedure was to remove the stalk, stick your middle finger through a hole made in the leaf, do the wipe and remove the leaf, cleaning your finger as you did so.

Oh,... almost forgot! The previously removed stalk was then used to clean your middle finger nail!

Ah yes, the good old days.